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Jordan Zimmerman’s Sing-A-Long Blog – A Parody “A Man’s Gotta Do”

Jordan Zimmerman:
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Don’t go through rehab if you can’t follow through.
All the dollars, taking dollars, into my own hands.
Soon I’ll control my curveball.
My contract’s your demand.

Stephen Strasburg:
Stand back basebal fans, nothing here to see!
There was fadin’ attendance but now in the middle of it, me!
Yes Stephen Strasburg’s here, hair blowin’ in the breeze.
Baseball needs my pitchin’ expertise!

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
It seems MLB begins with me attractin’ you.
The only doom that’s looming is the pitch count over my head.
So I’ll give you a sec to catch your breath.

Bud Selig:
Thank you Strasburg, man. I don’t think I can explain how important it was that you joined the Nats. They would be contracted. MLB would be decreased. Thank you sir for never usin’ PEDs!

Strasburg:  Don’t worry about it – A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Selig: You came from California.
Zimmerman: Are you kidding?

Strasburg: It seems MLB begins with me attractin’ you.
Selig: I wonder what awards you’ll win.
Strasburg: Which amateur draft were you watching?

Strasburg: When you’re the ace, you can’t be paced. What’s the use?
Selig: Our TV ratings are growing by a ton!
Zimmerman: Did you notice that he looks like Mark Prior?

Strasburg: The only doom that’s looming is your fans loving me to death.
Selig: Assuming I’m not loving you to death.
Zimmerman: Whaat-e-vah!

Strasburg: So please give me a sec to catch my breath.
Selig: Please give me a sec to catch my breath.

Strasburg: Ow.

Zimmerman: Tommy John!

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